10 Ways You Can Tell You're Reading a Fic by
eowyn_girl meme.
Stolen from
shimmeree.
10. The opening sentence to a chapter or story will either be dramatic or poetic. If poetic, no one will actually know what the sentence means. But hey, it'll sound pretty!
9. Scenes always end with a key dramatic moment or cliffhanger to lead into the next chapter. Dun dun dun!
8. Smut will be highly descriptive smut; fluff may involve cookie dough, angst will involve Peter/Claire/Daniel/Betty/Justin/Rebecca mooning about being all deep and introspective but doing very little otherwise. In RL, they would all be sissies for such softies.
7. Use of musical imagery to enhance the lyrical word play/flow.
6. Use of unusual words to describe ordinary things in a desperate attempt to make the writing more interesting. Example: golden orbs to describe hazel eyes.
5. Repeated references to the following: light, warmth, sunshine, brightness, sparkling, glow, moonlight.
4. At least one unusual word used in the middle of a very ordinary sentence that makes you go WTF?
3. Opposite things are lumped together and made to mean the same thing regardless of whether they do or not. Example: "They're not the same but they are, two halves of different wholes splintered apart." As in 4), it makes you think WTF.
2. Repeated contrast between light and dark, day and night, white and black and the greyness and gloom in between. Because you know, it's interesting.
1. Use of a curious style of present tense. To this day I have no idea where I got it from.
Not very entertaining, but I think I am too close to my own fics, so ... there you have it!